Zach Golden is a great American who is very upset that they cancelled Law and
Order. His childhood was spent in Rochester, New York being raised by wolves
then subsequently dolphins then subsequently supermodels. He currently lives in
Brooklyn, New York with his girlfriend Sara and dog Oscar, both of whom he
allows on the furniture. He enjoys dogs
more than humans, but enjoys humans more than robots.
In his spare time, he writes and directs things.
Here is a photo of him trying to look cool, successfully.
