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Zach Golden is a writer and director in Brooklyn, NY. He lives with his wife Sara and dog Oscar, both of whom are allowed on the furniture. If you're looking for Zach Golden the masseuse, you're on the wrong website, but man, does that guy give a great back massage. He's got such strong hands. You know what, strong is not the right word...comforting, that's it. The writer and director Zach Golden won't give you a back massage and if for some reason he did, it definitely wouldn't be as good as the other Zach Golden's massages, which to be crystal clear are far superior.
Or as my mother calls it, "You're still doing that?"
Coming October 1st on IFC
Weather You Need it or Not.
A website, 2 books, and mild to moderate internet fame.
Yahoo Sports TV Commercial - "A Single Second"
Strol Commercial - "Enjoy the Journey"
Nestlé Dolce Gusto Commercial - "Real Italian Coffee at Home"
It's a book, dummy
The ALS Association film - "An Urgent Message from the ALS Association"
Commercial I directed for Yahoo Sports App
My brother-in-law challenged me to the Ice Bucket Challenge, dick.
I created , wrote, and directed approximately 23048232342 videos for a website where an old Jewish grandmother named Gigi gives you the weather.
Check out the website below, or visit WeatherFrom.com
Promo from the World's Greatest Dad
In 2010 I couldn't figure out what to make for dinner. I made a website to try and find out, and whatshouldimakefordinner.com wasn't available so I added "fuck." 42 million people have visited the site, and I managed to trick Running Press into letting me write 2 books. I still very much don't know what to make for dinner.
I was an awful child, but a very good cook, so I learned early on that no matter what figurative and/or literal shit I got into, I could make it all better by cooking something delicious for the victim(s) of my transgression. So it's that, but in book form.
For the holiday season, Possible Worldwide created an app that scanned your social media posts to determine if you were naughty or nice. Then we made a whole bunch of videos that gave you your results. Here are some of them.
I directed a commercial for Strol in which we see what happens if you don't use Strol.