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About Me

Stop trying to make this about you.

Zach Golden is a writer and director in Brooklyn, NY. He lives with his wife Sara and dog Oscar, both of whom are allowed on the furniture. If you're looking for Zach Golden the masseuse, you're on the wrong website, but man, does that guy give a great back massage. He's got such strong hands. You know what, strong is not the right word...comforting, that's it. The writer and director Zach Golden won't give you a back massage and if for some reason he did, it definitely wouldn't be as good as the other Zach Golden's massages, which to be crystal clear are far superior.


Or as my mother calls it, "You're still doing that?"


Promos for WeatherFrom.com - "Old Jewish Grandmother"

Promo videos for WeatherFrom.com, weather you need it or not.

Writer/Directors: Zach Golden, Ricky Mabe
Director of Photography: Adam Lee
Production Designer: Erika Walters
VFX Makeup: Tony Gardner; Alterian Inc
Production Company: Weather From LLC
Old Jewish Grandmother Played by: David Krumholtz


Yahoo Sports TV Commercial - "A Single Second"

The Yahoo Sports App updates faster than any other sports app, so you can get updates as they happen. It's just like being at the game, except way more anti-social.

Director: Zach Golden, Ricky Mabe
Director of Photography: Brandon Trost
Production Designer: Billy Bostock
Agency: Yahoo!


Promo for WeatherFrom.com - "World's Greatest Dad"

Promo video for WeatherFrom.com, weather you need it or not.

Writer/Directors: Zach Golden, Ricky Mabe
Director of Photography: Adam Lee
Production Designer: Erika Walters
Production Company: Weather From LLC
World's Greatest Dad Played by: Bobby Stephenson

Nestlé Dolce Gusto

"Real Italian Coffee at Home"

Dolce Gusto makes authentic Italian espresso drinks. They are so authentic that you may become more Italian, or at the very least, develop a newfound appreciation for gesticulation.

Director: Zach Golden, Ethan Russell
Director of Photography: Jacob Russell
Art Director: Paul Roberts
Production Company: The Russell Brothers

The ALS Association

"An Urgent Message from the ALS Association Regarding the Ice Bucket Challenge"

The Ice Bucket Challenge helped raise over $100 million for ALS Research, but as with most internetty things, it had a finite shelf life. To help re-invigorate donations for ALS Research, we drummed up support the old-fashioned way, using scare tactics.

Directed by: Zach Golden
Written by: Lee Brack & Zach Golden
Executive Producer: Lee Brack
Producer: Ethan Russell
Producer: Jacob Russell
Production Company: Epstein's Fine Furs & Russell Brothers Company
Sound: Nick Offenberg
Camera Department: Kyle Corea, Rahul Sharma
PA: Keenan MacWilliam
Dr. Albert Louis Stephenson: Allen Enlow


Weather You Need it or Not

In 2012, Sara (my lucky lady) and I were driving through the Catskills on a rainy day. I asked her the weather, and she responded in a manner that was both Jewwy and geriatric. Blah blah blah, we decided to make a website where an old Jewish grandmother reads you your weather.
Check out the website below, or visit WeatherFrom.com

What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner?

A website, 2 books, and mild to moderate internet fame.

In 2010 I couldn't figure out what to make for dinner. I made a website to try and find out, and whatshouldimakefordinner.com wasn't available so I added "fuck." 42 million people have visited the site, and I managed to trick Running Press into letting me write 2 books. I still very much don't know what to make for dinner.


3D White Strips Poster Campaign "White on White"

Paul Roberts and I created a print and poster campaign for Crest 3D White Strips wherein we printed words about white in white ink on bright white paper.

Cooking (For Assholes)

Proof that the publishing industry is in a lot of trouble

I was an awful child, but a very good cook, so I learned early on that no matter what figurative and/or literal shit I got into, I could make it all better by cooking something delicious for the victim(s) of my transgression. So it's that, but in book form.

Possible Worldwide

Web Content - "The Naughty Nice List"

For the holiday season, Possible Worldwide created an app that scanned your social media posts to determine if you were naughty or nice. Then we made a whole bunch of videos that gave you your results, and that's how a bunch of Jews made Christmas a little bit better (we also brought pie).



"Enjoy the Journey"

Strol is a mobile mapping application that gives you the most scenic route to your destination. You can use other mapping apps, but bad shit will almost certainly happen.


Let's get rich, or something.

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