WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER?

In 2010 I couldn't figure out what to make for dinner, so I made a website to try and figure it out; whatshouldimakefordinner.com wasn't available so I added "fuck." Since then, the website has served up 48 million recipes, and I managed to trick Running Press into letting me write 2 books. My parents also get to call me an "author" which, let's be honest, is being generous.